In Moderation, Please!

So, if you're gonna drink, please be able to handle your liquor. I didn't exactly wait until I was 21 to chug a lil sippy sippy, but I did wait until I knew I was ready. I don't appreciate having my buzz killed, and especially don't wanna clean up any barf. U ever hang out with people who start off the night sippin slow and havin fun, then all of a sudden decide to get loud and obnoxious? Even worse, how about crying about their childhood and being overly defensive when you ask them to be quiet? Lemme walk you to the sand, give you your stick, and have you draw the line somewhere! Real talk.